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So, yesterday, I got a letter in the mail and it was from the Richardson Police Department … uh oh. When I opened it, I saw that it was one of those red light photos. These were the photos (my Honda on the right lane):
I really didn’t remember that day, but looking at these photos, I didn’t run the red light. In fact, I was turning right, so I wasn’t going THROUGH the light, how did I run it? In fact, looking at that second picture, …
Dear God,
Thank you for bringing me to Timmy’s house and not to Michael Vick’s.
Amen!
(HT to Leigh)
Man, this is too funny.
Google Responds to Yahoo by Increasing Gmail Storage to Infinity Plus One
By Brian Briggs
Mountain View, CA – Google announced today that soon customers of their Gmail service will have their storage size increased to “infinity plus one.” The announcement comes shortly after Yahoo’s announcement that their Yahoo mail customers would be given unlimited storage.
Greg Tomkins, an engineer at Google, is credited with coming up with the “infinity plus one” idea. “I was out in the yard when my kids ran up to me yelling …
I’m folding all my shirts this way ….
Oh wait, I don’t do the laundry at my house. Kathy, I hope you’re reading this.
Man, why didn’t I think of this? I want to do this so bad. Anyone want to help me with this project? I’ll help you with yours … but we gotta do mine first!
Just got back from a pastoral staff retreat where we were sharing one bathroom. I finished brushing my teeth this morning and Pastor John came in to brush his. He looks at my toothbrush and asks, how I like it? I looked at his and saw that it looked like the same exact one.
Me: “It’s the same as yours.”
PJ: “Except yours is electric.”
Me: “What? What are you talking about?”
PJ: “Are you serious?”
Me: “What?”
PJ: [Pointing to the plus sign on my toothbrush] “Look.”
Me: [Pressing the plus sign and …
So, Pastor Sung No and I joined a gym about a month ago and we decided that the only way we are gonna really get healthy and lose weight is if we have a little friendly competition. So, the first one to drop 10 pounds wins. We have no time limit, just who loses it first.
We’ve been doing okay. We said we’d go three times a week, but really end up averaging about two times a week … which is two times MORE times a week than …
Wow, here’s prove that we watch too much TV and sitcoms have filled our heads with useless information …
The question: Which side is the door on?
Someone realized that they could recall where the door is for nearly every sitcom they’ve ever seen. Try it for yourself! Even if you can’t recall one single episode, you still know where the door’s at.
I know which side the door is on (left, right, and, in rare cases: rear-center) in every single one of these sitcom’s rooms. Do you? There’s a few sitcoms …
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