I really didn’t remember that day, but looking at these photos, I didn’t run the red light. In fact, I was turning right, so I wasn’t going THROUGH the light, how did I run it? In fact, looking at that second picture, my brake lights clearly show that I stopped before turning right. So, how can pictures prove that I didn’t make a full stop before turning right?

I turned the paper over to see what I was to do to protest this thing. And then I see that I can go online and see the pictures. I log in and I see this:

My daughter was looking over my shoulder and shouted, “you DIDN’T stop!” That was good enough for me to write the $75 and send it in.

I later realized why I was in such a hurry. I was heading to church for our “Do Justice” event and I was running late because I picked up 3 travelers of Starbucks coffee. Well, I got to church on time, but justice was definitely done here.

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Dear God,

Thank you for bringing me to Timmy’s house and not to Michael Vick’s.

Amen!

(HT to Leigh)

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Google Responds to Yahoo by Increasing Gmail Storage to Infinity Plus One
By Brian Briggs

Mountain View, CA – Google announced today that soon customers of their Gmail service will have their storage size increased to “infinity plus one.” The announcement comes shortly after Yahoo’s announcement that their Yahoo mail customers would be given unlimited storage.

Greg Tomkins, an engineer at Google, is credited with coming up with the “infinity plus one” idea. “I was out in the yard when my kids ran up to me yelling at each other. My son said to my daughter, ‘I hate you to infinity.’ She replied, ‘I hate you to infinity plus one.’ And right then I knew I had the solution to competing with unlimited storage,” said Tomkins.

He continued saying that his son’s idea about putting “dragons and Pokémon” on the Gmail pages didn’t go over as well with management.

Tomkins also said that they would be using new RAID technologies which allow them to store copies of e-mail in parallel universes. This means that if their servers crash they will be able to recover your data from another universe where they haven’t.

“Once your Yahoo e-mail box is full, you’ll be able to transfer it to Gmail and add one more message,” said Tomkins. “Those Yahoos will have a hard time beating that.”

When contacted about the Google announcement, a Yahoo representative said, “We will be making an announcement shortly about our million-trillion-billion infinity storage,” and added, “Neener, neener, neener.”

Not to be left out of the storage bonanza, a Hotmail representative said that while they “can’t offer unlimited storage, they can delete all your e-mail at random intervals in conjunction with their Live OneCare service, to make sure you never run out of space.”

FYI, BBspot is a satire news and comedy source and meant to be funny.

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Oh wait, I don’t do the laundry at my house. Kathy, I hope you’re reading this.

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Me: “It’s the same as yours.”
PJ: “Except yours is electric.”
Me: “What? What are you talking about?”
PJ: “Are you serious?”
Me: “What?”
PJ: [Pointing to the plus sign on my toothbrush] “Look.”
Me: [Pressing the plus sign and feeling the vibration on my 2 month old toothbrush for the first time] “Oh my gosh! I had NO idea!”
PJ: “No way!”

Wow. I’ve always wanted an electric toothbrushes and even considered buying one at one time. But, to find out that I didn’t have a regular toothbrush but a battery-powered electric toothbrush all this time and never even saw the stupid plus sign button on my toothbrush? Crazy! What a waste! I seriously brushed my teeth again, right then and there … and I was EXCITED to brush my teeth tonight! It’s awesome.

Anyway, reminds me of a boring, regular, static Christian who has the living power of the Holy Spirit in them, but have never activated it in their lives for whatever reason. Turn it on!

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We’ve been doing okay. We said we’d go three times a week, but really end up averaging about two times a week … which is two times MORE times a week than I would exercise before, so that’s a good thing. But, because it’s a competition, if I want to eat something good, I just invite him and we eat it together. That way we BOTH are not losing AND we get to enjoy a good meal.

Anyway, if you ever want to encourage Pastor Sung, just take him out for lunch or dinner … like a hamburger or pizza. You don’t have to invite me.

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The question: Which side is the door on?

Someone realized that they could recall where the door is for nearly every sitcom they’ve ever seen. Try it for yourself! Even if you can’t recall one single episode, you still know where the door’s at.

I know which side the door is on (left, right, and, in rare cases: rear-center) in every single one of these sitcom’s rooms. Do you? There’s a few sitcoms on this list of which I’ve only seen ONE episode.

See how many you know out of 20. I’ll post the answers as a comment. Check yourself and put in your score as a comment!

1. The Cosby Show
2. Diff’rent Strokes
3. Full House
4. Three’s Company
5. Family Matters
6. The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
7. Silver Spoons
8. Perfect Strangers
9. Who’s the Boss?
10. Growing Pains
11. The Brady Bunch
12. Family Ties
13. Alice
14. Seinfeld
15. Charles in Charge
16. Married with Children
17. Cheers
18. Everybody Loves Raymond
19. Roseanne
20. Friends

Man, this is so interesting! Why is it that we can remember that?

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